Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2004
September 17, 2004
September 19, 2004
Transcript:
"ZOO" "Gee, Mom...Why do the baboons have those big, puffy, rear ends?" "I don't know, Jimmy... that's just the way god made them." "ZOO" "And why do they let them roam free around the zoo?" "I don't know, Jimmy...I guess they're friendly...try petting one." "...Why was that boy touching you?" "If you'll excuse me, I have some gluteal implants that need unimplanting."
NErDysprosium almost 6 years ago
First Comment
Little Doge almost 5 years ago
Pig looks like he taped a dodgeball to his butt.
alantain almost 2 years ago
Baboons have big puffy rear ends because they’re designed for sitting. Really!
alantain 4 days ago
Baboons are natural-born couch potatoes. Yes, their butts are literally evolved for sitting! Ours aren’t. That’s why we need cushions and baboons can sit on rocks.