Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey, there, Rat... I didn't know you liked this "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet." "I don't. I hate it."<br?"Then why do you have all that food?" "'Cause I went to the the show store yesterday and used one of the restaurant's parking spaces and the @#%*@ had my car towed... So I've paid the $9.95 buffet price and now I'm going to clean these @#**@ out." "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to hit the john."