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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2005
August 23, 2005
August 25, 2005
Transcript:
"Look at this...I just bought a hammer and the stupid thing has a warning label that says, 'Striking yourself in the head could cause serious injury or even death.'" "Have we really reached such a point in our country that we now must be warned about the dangers of striking ourselves in the head with a hammer?" "Wait wait wait...Frank, look."
mld1812 almost 13 years ago
youâre quite smart Frank
mrcomicsfan over 12 years ago
Frank must have been the same guy that dressed up as âAllenâ Einstein
KZ71 almost 11 years ago
And thereâs my little brother.
toahero almost 8 years ago
Well, it certainly canât hurt Frankâs intelligence
Comicness7 about 6 years ago
Well, next time the crocs buy a tool, they know what to do.
digestedturnip over 5 years ago
not related but if grass is a living organism that makes mowing your lawn committing mass genocide and lawn mowers are super weapons of mass destruction
PBS1! over 5 years ago
Iâm surprised the second croc knows how to read.
joegee almost 3 years ago
No brain, no pain.
Squirrel Chaser almost 3 years ago
I bought some fish hooks with the warning âDo Not Swallowâ:
Earls Before Swine Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Heâs still standing, conscious, and able to hold a hammer (and presumably able to hear), so doesnât count.
ArkanabarIlarsadin 12 months ago
The warning is not there because people are too stupid to know better. The warning is there so that when somebody sues the manufacturer for the damage caused by striking somebody in the head with a hammer, they can deny liability.
Are2Dee2 3 months ago
LOLOL