Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2014

Next lesson: Don’t sniff her butt on the first date.

With a giveaway like that, how can dogs play poker?

NO LABORDOODLE!! Lenny, find some breed other than a poodle.

Dogs can never bluff – uncontrollable wagging of their tails is a dead giveaway.

Lenny blew it again…

It would appear that Lenny is a yellow Lab….

If you keep to the truth, it is much easier to maintain a tale that does not wave about wildly with every stimulus. But such are used mainly as cautionary among the white-tale deer population.

Well, at least he didn’t pee all over the carpet.

That we can tell.

keep in under the table O.K.!

It’s a kaka kookoo world when you have to do things back-buttwards to “succeed” in this society…

Lenny, don’t worry about seeming over-eager. In fact, I bet she finds Labradors fetching.

In his book, “Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman,” Nobel Prize winning physicist Richard Feynman describes getting the same advice from a Las Vegas nightclub owner. He reported that the strategy worked, even though the young lady had left with another man. The nightclub owner told him that she would be back, and sure enough, she returned later to be with him.

“Just one of those things”

xxx

If you’re going to Rat for relationship advice, you deserve whatever happens to you

The roommate’s cat would starve if it had to fend for itself. He whips his tail against the underbrush every time he spots any prey, scaring it off.

I thought that dog was a sheep for a second.