Monty by Jim Meddick for May 22, 2014
May 21, 2014
May 23, 2014
Transcript:
Well, Jarvis... Just as I suspected! This whole bicycling business... It's quite simple once you get the hang of it! Look, Jarvis! No hands!... See... It really is just a matter of... Thud! Do I get any points for hitting pedestrians? No, sir. This is merely a cycling simulator. It is not meant to be Grand Theft Auto...
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Little old ladies walking their little yappy-doggies are way too easy a target, Sedgwick! You can’t expect big points for that hit!Oh? Just a simulation? PIty….
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Trying to remember the points from the original Death Race 2000. There were different categories.
Kroykali over 10 years ago
This is Grand Theft Bicycle.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
big points, if they are running away from you.
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
A few weeks after buying GTA IV … I was walking to church. I saw a City van parked out by the Tim Horton’s and first thought was: “Mmmm low speed, low acceleration, high impact resistance … this would be good for a ban… oh dang, what am I thinking?!”
metalmike over 10 years ago
Death Race 2000 is way much better
Marko56 over 10 years ago
I always pass by this comic whenever it’s about the spoiled, rich brat. Not funny.
TLH1310 Premium Member over 10 years ago
You get points, but like golf the lowest score wins.