Human cures for insomnia:
Exercise, warm milk, meditation, reading a dull book, counting sheep, watching boring T.V., deep breathing, sleepy-time tea, tranquil music
Dog cures for insomnia:
Spin around in circle, lie down.
Go Paleo. You’ll be amazed at how many health problems go away. Also, light control is really important. Lights from various electronics and streetlights can really confuse your body.
I haven’t suffered from this condition for years due to long hours at work. Worrying obviously can account for it and so I’ve conditioned myself not to worry – life’s too short.Reading just 3 or 4 pages of a good bedside book always draws me off.
“Atlas Yawned”? That’s pretty funny and it’s also one I’ve never heard before, which is really saying something since I’ve been an admirer of Ayn Rand and a supporter of her philosophy Objectivism for 50 years.
But I hope that this little joke doesn’t dissuade anyone from reading “Atlas Shrugged” with its brilliant plot, memorable characters, and — the cherry on top — the first statement of a history-making philosophy that IMO completes the American Revolution.
But I must give my standard advice: Don’t believe anything anyone tells you about Ayn Rand or Objectivism — and yes, that includes me — until you can read enough of her writing to judge for yourself. You can find recommended reading lists on the website of the Ayn Rand Institute aynrand.org.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Good thing I never owned a dog. Even I do meditation, tea and music.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’ll have to try the spinning in a circle thing at 3:45 am sometime. Nothing else works.
juicebruce over 10 years ago
Work hard, Play hard, drink beer = sleep ;-)
puggles over 10 years ago
Most people’s insomnia is due to their mind not shutting off. Being perfectly still doesn’t shut off the thinking.
Technojunkie over 10 years ago
Go Paleo. You’ll be amazed at how many health problems go away. Also, light control is really important. Lights from various electronics and streetlights can really confuse your body.
Rhododendron over 10 years ago
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.”
— Robert Benchley
Andrew Capp over 10 years ago
I haven’t suffered from this condition for years due to long hours at work. Worrying obviously can account for it and so I’ve conditioned myself not to worry – life’s too short.Reading just 3 or 4 pages of a good bedside book always draws me off.
Andrew Capp over 10 years ago
I’ll be posting Number Six’s latest ‘Oscar & Wild’ later at ‘Andy Capp’.
Biltil Premium Member over 10 years ago
The dog method works for me if there is enough alcohol involved
Perkycat over 10 years ago
I don’t have sleeping problems. Almost fell asleep reading today’s comic.
She Mc over 10 years ago
That can’t be true, there’s nothing wrong with me but some nights I lie still for hours & only fall asleep when it’s time to get up!
mabrndt Premium Member over 10 years ago
Perhaps, provided you remove all clocks from the room first (is it 15 minutes yet?).
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Not true! At least not for me. I fall asleep fine, staying asleep, that’s another matter.
english.ann over 10 years ago
So, Chazz is trying a second cup of warm milk. Looks like a raincloud in his thought bubble. So anger is keeping him awake.
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Atlas Yawned”? That’s pretty funny and it’s also one I’ve never heard before, which is really saying something since I’ve been an admirer of Ayn Rand and a supporter of her philosophy Objectivism for 50 years.
But I hope that this little joke doesn’t dissuade anyone from reading “Atlas Shrugged” with its brilliant plot, memorable characters, and — the cherry on top — the first statement of a history-making philosophy that IMO completes the American Revolution.
But I must give my standard advice: Don’t believe anything anyone tells you about Ayn Rand or Objectivism — and yes, that includes me — until you can read enough of her writing to judge for yourself. You can find recommended reading lists on the website of the Ayn Rand Institute aynrand.org.