Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 24, 2014
Transcript:
enjoy this vintage 2009 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling lucky duck the poor little duck who's rich in luck oop: i hate this baseball stadium! hound: it's old! and tacky! oop: and look! way out beyond center field! it's lucky ducky! hound: that duck is poor! and in my stadium! gate a hound: mayor! build me a new stadium! mayor: b-but we need the money for schools and buses...! hound: a billion dollars! gimme! so... hound: hollingsworth field! witha seating capacity of ten very exclusive fans! ah, billionaires watching millionaires -- what baseball is all about! lucky ducky can't ruin the game for me now! wow! that's a long fly ball! pow oop: it's out of the park! and headed for shantytown! oh no! not... bonk hound: a souvenir for lucky ducky! jumbotron ducky: gotcha... the end
androgenoide over 10 years ago
Sports doesn’t do anything for me. If it were for my benefit it would be a waste of money to spend a dime of public money on a stadium or even school sports teams. I do understand that it’s important to some others, though, and I’m willing to chip in my fair share as long as those others do the same when it comes to things I think are important such as academics and humanities.
puddleglum1066 over 10 years ago
Pro sports is a TV show. If some other town wants to bankrupt itself building a new studio for this show, let ’em. It looks the same on my screen…
ehtaniguchi over 10 years ago
I hope they read this in Sacramento, where they’re gearing up to build a $477 million arena for the Kings. Over half will be paid by the city, which during the recession had six unemployed workers for every available job in the area and was hit by a record number of foreclosures. (Fewer homeowners = fewer property taxes paid into the city’s coffers.) They also evicted and seized the land of the Macy’s department store downtown, where they plan to build the arena, after claiming they would build it in a depressed area that was in desperate need of development. Their basketball player mayor, Kevin Johnson, is convinced the arena will bring jobs and more money to downtown, but it has yet to be proved that any sports venue has paid back what it cost to build it. More typically, they create ghost towns when games aren’t playing at home.
jpozenel over 10 years ago
Well, that worked out for everyone!
Possum Pete over 10 years ago
If I’m not mistaken, the Kings were being shopped around not too long ago. They even did a dog & pony show here in Va. Beach.
No “big league” teams here so there’s slightly less crime. We’ve got that going for us!
Ladybug20 over 10 years ago
Ask ANYONE paying taxes in Glendale, AZ how they feel about the stadium(s) being built there now. Unlucky Saps! What a cluster that has been for them! It truly is a ghost town when nothing is there. It’s built up with stores and restaurants, out in the middle of nowhere. The Coyotes Hockey club has been in the news more times than I can count for the risk of having it sold and moved out. It has become practically a blackmail tool.