Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2010

Dump him Gwen.

Obviously he makes a distinction between hardship and catastrophe, with rain falling in the latter category.

Lucky he doesn’t work for the post office.

Loyalty at its best….wether permitting

Is Rodney what you’d call a “fair weather” boyfriend?

Better a wimp than a drowned rat. lol

Anywhere outside the funny papers, the sound you’d be hearing would be that of this relationship tanking.

Must be an outdoor date.

So bring a umbrella.

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Chain mail rusts in the rain.

Out upon it, I have lov’d Three whole days together; And am like to love three more, If it prove fair weather. from The Constant Lover - by Sir John Suckling

Except THAT hardship!

That’s when he takes a shower.

Hey. If you wear iron underwear, a rainy day is a catastrophe!

liar!

Agreed, dump him! Armor can be dried off and a little water never hurt people! Well, other than the Wicked Witch of the West…

What does Lady Gwen expect? How long have she and ‘Sir’ Rodney been ‘dating’? Makes one wonder how ‘Rod’ ever won his spirs as a knight but then again we’re dealing with the Kingdom of ID.

Rodney must be the only elegible bachelor in ID.