Fang: Was your mom a soccer mom? Eno: Sometimes when I was really acting up. Fang: Huh? Eno: She was more of a slapper than a socker.
I wonder if she slapped him as hard as the women hetries to pick up at the bar do?
Mine was definitely a slapper! (also a hitter, spanker and a clothes hanger user, but that is another story)
My mom was good with colorful metaphores.
now I understand why Eno is Eno, one too many bangs to the noggin.
That would be a socchim mom.
Mine carried a hairbrush…
Yep she was a slapper. When Eno was born the doctor slapped ’er
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Llewellenbruce almost 11 years ago
I wonder if she slapped him as hard as the women hetries to pick up at the bar do?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Mine was definitely a slapper! (also a hitter, spanker and a clothes hanger user, but that is another story)
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My mom was good with colorful metaphores.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
now I understand why Eno is Eno, one too many bangs to the noggin.
LingeeWhiz almost 11 years ago
That would be a socchim mom.
jtviper7 almost 11 years ago
Mine carried a hairbrush…
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Yep she was a slapper. When Eno was born the doctor slapped ’er