Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2014

Call road service.

It probably was made in China.

When ekse!?

Backup plan: throw a cup of Spook’s swill at the Huns.

With us, when we made the final car payment, it broke down entirely.

Now you know not to buy from Charlie’s Discount Catapults. A hard lesson, soon to be learned.

ACME products always work, they just fail to produce the desired outcome.

And to be honest, catapults are good for breaching walls but not for fending off attackers on foot.

At least you can use that giant wrench as a weapon!

Get thee to Google Maps! Taos is in New Mexico, Flagstaff is in Arizona. Both nice places but not even close to each other…

Perchance Al-bu-ker-ky? Bugs always makes a wrong turn there?I had a furnace fail half-way through the 122d month(Yup, 10 year warranty!)

No worries, mate. There is a book, “One of our 50 is missing”, full of true stories of media, public officials & others ignoring the existence of New Mexico. I though it was a bad joke until I ran int the problem on my job; they thought I needed an import license to buy a product.

Sounds about right.