Poncho: Wait, I want to ask that chicken one thing. Boomer: You asked him why he crossed the road, didn't you? Poncho: Oh, like YOUR jokes are always home runs!
Coldcocked by a potential dinner item.
What kind of chicken is that? A Pennsylvania Purple? Probably from Philly with a right hook like that!
So why did the chicken cross the road?
Ask and ye shall receive,,, a smackdown from the chicken!
To flip you off from the other side.
cleokaya: good one! :)
“So why did the chicken cross the road?”
To get away from people who keep asking him why he crossed the road.
Next time keep your query to yourself. Or learn to fight better! Against a chicken!
…to prove to the possum that it COULD be done!
Face it, Poncho, you deserved that!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because they can’t resist a conga line.
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2010/01/14/
Answer: To get to the dipping sauce.
To get away from Col. Sanders.
To show the raccoon it could be done.
WOW - the ckicken did a CONAN O’BRIEN on PONCHO
When you use your back hand like the chicken did…Poncho just got pimp slapped.
Answer: to run away from the dogs, but apparently these dogs don’t know they should be eating chicken!
ANOTHER fine cityscape.
so, this takes one away. like many in the past- or is it the City?
To a chicken, that’s a racist joke.
July 26, 2014
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Coldcocked by a potential dinner item.
WoodEye about 15 years ago
What kind of chicken is that? A Pennsylvania Purple? Probably from Philly with a right hook like that!
Danielle180 about 15 years ago
So why did the chicken cross the road?
carmy about 15 years ago
Ask and ye shall receive,,, a smackdown from the chicken!
bigbaldjohn about 15 years ago
To flip you off from the other side.
DolphinGirl78 about 15 years ago
cleokaya: good one! :)
McGehee about 15 years ago
“So why did the chicken cross the road?”
To get away from people who keep asking him why he crossed the road.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Next time keep your query to yourself. Or learn to fight better! Against a chicken!
roblk about 15 years ago
…to prove to the possum that it COULD be done!
alondra about 15 years ago
Face it, Poncho, you deserved that!
camelsamba2 about 15 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
AllanSmithee about 15 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because they can’t resist a conga line.
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2010/01/14/
pierreandnicole about 15 years ago
Answer: To get to the dipping sauce.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 15 years ago
To get away from Col. Sanders.
ottod Premium Member about 15 years ago
To show the raccoon it could be done.
thampacks about 15 years ago
WOW - the ckicken did a CONAN O’BRIEN on PONCHO
davecancer about 15 years ago
When you use your back hand like the chicken did…Poncho just got pimp slapped.
Logicman about 15 years ago
Answer: to run away from the dogs, but apparently these dogs don’t know they should be eating chicken!
verdai about 15 years ago
ANOTHER fine cityscape.
so, this takes one away. like many in the past- or is it the City?
Keith Messamer about 15 years ago
To a chicken, that’s a racist joke.