Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2014
June 12, 2014
June 14, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Well, Rat, my girlfriend Pigita and I are off to the big sack race at the park. Rat: You guys are good at that? Pig: Oh, she's great in the sack. You never know what's gonna set her off.
Oh, Pig, Pig, Pig! When will you learn? Dump Pigita and get a decent girlfriend, one with a sense of humor! (Or, Cartoon-Boy, undie Sweet Fanny of fond memory.)
Could have been worse. Rat could have mentioned something about pig in a poke. However Pig brought Pigita and poke together in a sentence would have gotten him abused.
mumbling stupid puns in this f-ing comic.And then I go on to brows all the comics and keep laughing at all the puns that have yet to come (unless rat kills stephen at some point)
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
You got that right, Pig in the final panel.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
From the movie Young Frankenstein::“Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?”
Caltex over 10 years ago
After the last blow-up week something changed with this comic strip. Rat’s got changed. He’s too nice.
oldschool434 over 10 years ago
some women just don’t know how to take a compliment….
oldschool434 over 10 years ago
some women just don’t know how to take a compliment….
oldschool434 over 10 years ago
some women just don’t know how to take a compliment….
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Oh, Pig, Pig, Pig! When will you learn? Dump Pigita and get a decent girlfriend, one with a sense of humor! (Or, Cartoon-Boy, undie Sweet Fanny of fond memory.)
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
What would you have him say instead? (It better not be lame.)
juicebruce over 10 years ago
One of the best “PBS” in a while ! :-D
deepstblu over 10 years ago
I thought the Comics Censor might make an appearance.
punmeister over 10 years ago
Pigita has great sacks appeal. But Pig won’t get any because she is sack religious.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 10 years ago
Try and pay a lady a compliment……………..
BlackTie over 10 years ago
Pigita could have said Pig was great in the “Three Legged Race.”
captainofgondor over 10 years ago
I was expecting something along the lines of “Pig in a poke”
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
of course he was kidding!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
In the last panel, Pig is the Saddest Sack of all!
(If you’re <60, ask your grandparents about Sad Sack!)
AND—-Please see my comment in today’s Ripley’s BIoN! kartune!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 10 years ago
pig really needs to watch what he says in front of Pigita, even if it’s not what it seems
drjinx over 10 years ago
cartoon guy, if you are going to do sex, buy sweet Annie Fanny from Playboy. Showing my age, oops, I mean maturity here.
The Winy Child over 10 years ago
pig wont have sex with pigita
The Winy Child over 10 years ago
until now…
sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Mark Gastineau approves.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 10 years ago
I haven’t read PBS recently, but I like the new tone of recent strips. Great work!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Could have been worse. Rat could have mentioned something about pig in a poke. However Pig brought Pigita and poke together in a sentence would have gotten him abused.
singlefemalelaywer over 10 years ago
Two pigs in two pokes ??
Number Three over 10 years ago
Yes she’s like a ticking time bomb!xxx
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s a compliment either way! Pigita doesn’t take compliments well.
Enoki over 10 years ago
That’s one pig that was poked…
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Not quite the line I would expect from Pig. Rat, maybe.
But it got past the cartoon censor, so what can you do…
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Oohhh….
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Hasn’t Pig’s last line already been said before?
Ambydextrous over 10 years ago
stupid pig!
Arianne over 10 years ago
Maybe try not being such an animal, Elephant Pig.
ZeebraNeighbor over 5 years ago
Pigita is a monster. She knew what he was talking about, yet she still got violent..
LilPeruna almost 4 years ago
Kind of surprised that Pig’s comment didn’t bring out the ‘comic strip censors’!
AdriLeemput over 3 years ago
mumbling stupid puns in this f-ing comic.And then I go on to brows all the comics and keep laughing at all the puns that have yet to come (unless rat kills stephen at some point)