Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 29, 2014
May 28, 2014
May 30, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Sheriff, it can't be true that (ka-weep!) Rip Haywire died! Man: The big-chinned man drove his car off a cliff! A huge cliff, with muy, muy sharp rocks at the bottom! We buried him in the pet cemetery between a hog and old man Parisi's cat. Breezy: Rip drives off cliffs as part of his daily commute. I must see his crispy remains!
johnrussco over 10 years ago
What’s up with the sheriff, what’s he trying to do?
Tue Elung-Jensen over 10 years ago
Someone is lying here … And it is not on his tombstone.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
I smell a rat! Or maybe it’s just Old Man Parisi’s cat. Whatever happens, pleeeease don’t bring back the lambada.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Rip will come back rong!
rocketscientist over 10 years ago
Rip is ka-live!
mntim over 10 years ago
You wouldn’t want to see him this way, Breezy. There’s only six inches of space between the hog and the cat.
Sayman over 10 years ago
Ka-dead?
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
She’s going to need back-up for this mission. She’ll need TNT. And Dutch should hear about this, as well. It’s been a while since his last appearance.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Ah yes, the lambada… certainly a suitable car for driving off cliffs…
DorianKTB over 10 years ago
Good point, Dragoncat! Besides, Dutch always manages to fix these little messes! :-D
quartermain over 10 years ago
I just can’t believe that our Rip is toast!