WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 19, 2014

Turkeys cant fly….but they can drive!!

“First, catch your turkey….”

They don’t appear dressed for the occasion…

There must have been a mole on the inside telling the turkey when to make the break.

Now this is scary, like the farmer who raised boneless chickens,

Must be planing a huge feast: three roasters. Wow!

How can the one drive without a head???Oh, never mind…..

This really happens with free range chickens.

The Miracle only worked with humans, fortunately, because Jack’s blood was human. It would have really been horrific if all our food stayed alive while we digested it. Everything would disagree with us.

I wonder what the farmer fed these turkeys! :/

how did the other ones get out?