Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 30, 2014

Is that also the ambulance garage?

That’s quite a pitch….

In Texas they are careful to NOT call themselves “Lawyers”.

It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

@NabuquduriuzhurThey’d get rid of a lot of dishonest lawsuits if they (the Judges) locked up lawyers who waste taxpayers money and time. And for perjury fined and locked them up.

And lawyers think the competition is fierce HERE….

Dante’s retainers.

I liked the aliens way of dealing with lawyers in the Justice League cartoon, if convicted the lawyers get the same punishment as their client.

Don’t care much for lawyers now do you????

Does anyone else think that lawyers should be drown at birth?

what ever suits you…..

I see a lot of childishness in these comments. Lawyers are people we love to hate until we need one. Then we want the best we can afford and we want them to represent us well and with all tools available. Their imperfections are ours as well and the legal system, flaws and all is preferable to pistols at 10 paces and vigilantism. When people improve the legal system will too, and our sewer of a political system will as well. The majority of lawyers I’ve known are decent and honest and just like all other fields of endeavor the bad ones are ever present and well, bad.

The Chris Christie scandal is a good recent example – his lawyers cleared him of any wrong-doing, right?

I prefer mosquitos. At least they are honest bloodsuckers.

You’d get rid of a lot of Frivolous and Ridiculous Lawsuits with judges who are appointed instead of voted for.

“It would only be purgatory if they were required to work Pro Bono in perpetuity.”

“My object all sumblime, I shall achieveIn time—To let the punishment fit the crime —The punishment fit the crime;And make each prisoner pentUnwillingly representA source of innocent merriment!Of innocent merriment!W. S. Gilbert, The Mikado

Ok, no offense to attorneys who may be viewing; but,Do you know what you have with five lawyers in cement shoes at the bottom of the ocean?A good start.Do you know what you have with three of them bobbing and weaving in the water?Not enough cement.Ok, so maybe it was a bit offensive, and I do/did have a few friends who are/were lawyers…

First, it’s not the lawyers who bring frivolus suits; it’s their clients.

It was so cold here last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Back to the comic strip for a moment….heaven and hell aren’t above and below, but rather side by side, adjoining properties so to speak. They’re separated by a substantial fence.One day god was walking along the fence line, doing the monthly inspection. He came across a section in bad need or repair. He calls to satan, “Satan, come here and take a look at this”.Satan says, “Yep, pretty bad”God, “I want you to fix it”Satan, “Ain’t my responsibility.”God, “Get it fixed, or I’ll call my lawyer.”Satan laughs, “Right. Where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?”

Everybody loves to hate lawyers… until they need one.

Gokie5: Remember, Gilbert was a librettist as a sideline. His official occupation was barrister at law and justice of the peace.

If they want to get more layers into hell , send a hearse disguised as an ambulance…..and they will chase that thing to the end of eternity.

Serve you right for being so greedy.

it may be called professional courtesy but it’s nothing more than an insurance policy – i scratch your back i watch mine