Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 29, 2014

a good coach would go over such matters in advance

Yeah baby!

I’m hoping this goes in the delightfully hilarious direction…

Go for the Carolina Beach Shag

Agnes, if you start playing with boys’ zippers, there’s gonna be some shaggin’ all right.

Poor Agnes. Just trying to make some sense of a world she never made.

None of us made our world, just modified it a mite.

I thought it was snag flies.

A “shag” is a cormorant, right?

Agnes needs to learn that “flies” are fly balls before learning what “shagging” or “snagging” them means; or else those fly balls will fall on her.

when that little white ball comes flying out of the blue – Agnes will not have time to think about flies, shagging or snagging.

I cannot believe this got okayed, but I’m very happy that it did.