Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 27, 2010

More like half a foot behind.

And, oh, by the way, there’s that foot-long chip on her shoulder.

Egad, Holmes! Deuced clever, wot?

She digs older men maybe this is the beginning of something big, sorry Ray the pizza guy. I can see it now Cassie and Steve all the to the WNBA!

Next stop for Steve-O…. the beatnik hour at WDIG.

Looks like she’s had an epiphany -

or is that gas?

Mimi should bleeep slap Cassie and tell her she should always defer to a man in a Monks robe! The three fingers are subliminally hypnotizing her as well!

Dr Pearl

bleep slap!

The fact that she stopped growing in the 9th grade is not a useful fact.

Actually, that’s kind of creepy. He has been watching her for years!!

the luhmster! luhmmy, luhmerino, luhmahnananah, lumma lumma ding dong.. strikin’ the chord with the cassieester

Steve… Steve… Steve…. your Jedi mind tricks won’t work.. To coach Yoda back you must go. Complete your training you must.

I wonder it Steve uses that little Brillo Pad on his chin to loosen up caked-on gunk from the toilet seats.

How is being told you’re slow, stunted, and lopsided, useful?