Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 19, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    All mechanics, no humans aboard?

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    There goes your supper guys.

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Broomie’s broom is not repairable? Couldn’t they just grab a mechanical hand to get aboard?

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    UncaAlby  over 14 years ago

    They’d have to climb the tree and act like coconuts!

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Quick, start making sounds like a coconut.

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    Desultourist  over 14 years ago

    It wouldn’t pick them anyway. One nut is still green. The other’s so moldy it already grows a fur.

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    Jml58  over 14 years ago

    But they are nuts.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Where’s Gilligan and the rest.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    She crashed her broom?

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    Is that Keith Richards climbing that tree?

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    What a “maroon.”

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    And you had such a lovely bunch of coconuts, Broomie.

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    Act like a nut, act like a nut. Act naturally.

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    gjsjr41  over 14 years ago

    Coconuts make sounds?

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    bald  over 14 years ago

    are they in the middle of the coffee ocean from adam@home

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    stewdeo3bs  over 14 years ago

    With no men aboard she’s got her best chance of being picked up. She’s no Mary Ann.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Coconuts sound like horses’ hooves.

    Maybe Broomie was migrating.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Susan001

    Didn’t you hear? Ace is the place for cononut-picking hardware.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    After riding the ship back to civilization, Irwin told people how glad he was to be off the island; “Broomie was starting to look good to me!”

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    taften  over 14 years ago

    Maybe they could send a message back with an African Swallow hauling a coconut for Monty Python’s next skit.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    But taften, African Swallows are non-migratory! You have to know these things, if you ever want to be King.

    Irwin should simply climb on Broomie and they can float home. After all, she’s made of wood, and only weighs the same as a duck.

    (Well, she’s got a wart…)

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    UncaAlby  over 14 years ago

    @fritzoid said, about 1 hour ago

    You have to know these things, if you ever want to be King.

    See, this is why I’d rather be Dictator for Life. You don’t hasta know jack.

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