Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2010
Transcript:
Danae: I found this in the pantry, and it doesn't make any sense to me... Joe: Want to handle this one, Victoria? Victoria: Sure. Danae: This bottle of stainless steel cleaner... if it's stainless... why would you need a cleaner? Victoria: It's another part of the plot to turn us all into unquestioning corporate-controlled zombies. Danae: That's exactly what I thought!! Joe: Oh, you two are going to be dangerous together... Victoria: Better than boring.
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
This guy is dead meat.
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
I sense a disturbance in the force.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
Don’t encourage Victoria
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
I like where this could go. The possibilities are great.
bazookaboy almost 15 years ago
why do i have a bad feeling about this
madKanga almost 15 years ago
Too late, Victoria, we already are.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Victoria has your number, Danae….
kreole almost 15 years ago
The steel called stainless steel actually is a steel that stains “less”…it is not stain proof or it would be called “stainproof …..hence the name, “stainless”. This is misunderstood by many, because it can corrode and also lose it’s sheen if not cared for which calls for stainless steel cleansers.
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
Yea sure that’s what THEY WANT you to believe, I’m still going for that whole corporate zombie mind control idea.
MILLARDGUY almost 15 years ago
too much drama here… Joe will not live happy…
madKanga almost 15 years ago
kreole, kreole, why spoil a good story? I’m with Victoria.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 15 years ago
I think they put chemicals in the water that make it seem to us humanoids, to be stainless when really it’s all spotty..
Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I wouldn’t want any stains on the cleaner that I use for steel. Would you?
arifvakil almost 15 years ago
woohoo! Good one, Vicky!
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
damned corporate-controlled zombies! just touch strainless steel……finger prints everywhere. you need a cleaner. good one,lorddogmore!
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
This is going to be quite the series… Can’t wait for more!
woodwork almost 15 years ago
Victoria’s absolutely (sp) corredct!!dIt’s a vast right-wing leftist plot
wicky almost 15 years ago
Toss victoria out! she is bad news.
brewwitch almost 15 years ago
It’s all evil – unless Danae is in control, of course.
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
mad kanga & Kreole, who do you want to spoil the story?
eddie alexander Premium Member almost 15 years ago
She’s going to be a great Mom.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Life around Victoria will not be boring, that’s for sure.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Was that the space-time continuum I just heard ripping? Mayhaps it was the fabric between multi-verses?
Varnes almost 15 years ago
I’m liking Victoria more every day!
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Maybe it’s an abrasive cleaner made with small particles of stainless steel?
aerwalt almost 15 years ago
There are many different types of stainless steel. Used in industry for different types of service.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
It won’t be a surprise to me if Danae and Victoria produce critical mass soon.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Huh, I just wash my stainless steel eating utensils with dishsoap and water. I didn’t know I was supposed to use a special cleaner. I must run out and buy some!
vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
And you’re just now figuring this out Joe?
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Yes, dangerous is better than boring!! ….or so I’ve been told.
Seed_drill almost 15 years ago
Kreole, that’s the exact same speech I was given when I was unemployed one summer, and my father made me go to a knife selling seminar.
BTW, there’s something sexy about women who pull their legs up under them when they sit. For one thing, it means they’re young and thin enough to pull their legs up under them!
Magasek almost 15 years ago
@seed_drill…Not Cutco! Not that! Anything but that!
MatureCanadian almost 15 years ago
Wiley, I didn’t think it was possible for you to make this strip more fun, but somehow you have done it. Thank you for your fabulous stories and fantastic art.
Ritzschke almost 15 years ago
Congratulations! I love your strip - it is one I save until the very last - cause it’s best!
HARVIN almost 15 years ago
Tell me again…what does Victoria see in Joe?
Ed in Toledo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
@ madKanga - at least kreole got to the point without regaling us with stories of his/her youth.
treered almost 15 years ago
ok, are “rules” going to be Victoria’s way of fighting the great corporate zombie conspiracy? PS, i can handle boring, but danger in the strip is a GOOD thing! three cheers for Wiley!
lfanterickson almost 15 years ago
I love the cozy Love Seat. Curling up in one with your loved one is the best! If it is one way I can be considered sexy, I’m in…
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
@ LuvH8 — Most stainless cleaners are for use on sinks and appliance surfaces not “silverware”. The spray cleaners have mineral spirits and can be quite dangerous. -Takes fingerprints off quite nicely from stainless surfaces.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Joe’s life will not be boring. Either he will learn to tune Victoria and Danae out, or he will learn to respond in self-defense, or he will become their control rod. But it should be a good ride, whatever happens!
ccmills almost 15 years ago
Wiley - mate this is good stuff - keep it coming
Kaytebb almost 15 years ago
I think I like her. lol
Downundergirl almost 15 years ago
Oh I LOVE this! Victoria is perfect! This is going to be fun -
Siberman almost 15 years ago
Marry her , Joe. She’s the only one who can keep Danae from ruling the world.
bevkaas almost 15 years ago
Congrats to Non Sequitur and Wiley. I get my NS fix online and my daily calendar…can’t function without it.
starman04 almost 15 years ago
Victoria is nice but why do I get the feeling that Brenda is going to suddenly come back to town?????
Joe_Minotaur almost 15 years ago
Non Sequitur Fans! Go back to the beginning! GENIUS or not!
firedome almost 15 years ago
danae AND victoria ganging up on joe….
POOR, POOR JOE! :) BTW…I RECEIVE STRIPS FROM GOCOMICS VIA E-MAIL AND I GOT A NOTE SAYING NS IS CELEBRATING TEN YEARS…. THOUGHT YOUR STRIP WAS AROUND LONGER THAN THAT, WILEY, BUT ANYWAY, HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS A SAD DAY WHEN THE PAPER I READ, THE MONTEREY COUNTY HERALD, REMOVED THE STRIP FROM THEIR COMICS PAGE. SO, I STARTED READING IT IN THE CHRON… THEN, I HEARD ABOUT IT BEING HERE….
HAPPY DAY!!!!!
dt4030 almost 15 years ago
Did Joe and Victoria get married? Did I miss the event??
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
I don’t know about the rest of you, but reading the correct explanation for “stainless steel cleaner” made the strip funnier, not less funny, to me!
kaystari Premium Member over 12 years ago
so, are they living together now, or are they already married?