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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2010
Transcript:
Danae: I found this in the pantry, and it doesn't make any sense to me... Joe: Want to handle this one, Victoria? Victoria: Sure. Danae: This bottle of stainless steel cleaner... if it's stainless... why would you need a cleaner? Victoria: It's another part of the plot to turn us all into unquestioning corporate-controlled zombies. Danae: That's exactly what I thought!! Joe: Oh, you two are going to be dangerous together... Victoria: Better than boring.
Pacejv about 15 years ago
This guy is dead meat.
LordDogmore about 15 years ago
I sense a disturbance in the force.
poppy1313 about 15 years ago
Don’t encourage Victoria
cleokaya about 15 years ago
I like where this could go. The possibilities are great.
bazookaboy about 15 years ago
why do i have a bad feeling about this
madKanga about 15 years ago
Too late, Victoria, we already are.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Victoria has your number, Danae….
kreole about 15 years ago
The steel called stainless steel actually is a steel that stains “less”…it is not stain proof or it would be called “stainproof …..hence the name, “stainless”. This is misunderstood by many, because it can corrode and also lose it’s sheen if not cared for which calls for stainless steel cleansers.
LordDogmore about 15 years ago
Yea sure that’s what THEY WANT you to believe, I’m still going for that whole corporate zombie mind control idea.
MILLARDGUY about 15 years ago
too much drama here… Joe will not live happy…
madKanga about 15 years ago
kreole, kreole, why spoil a good story? I’m with Victoria.
Hugh B. Hayve about 15 years ago
I think they put chemicals in the water that make it seem to us humanoids, to be stainless when really it’s all spotty..
Nebulous Premium Member about 15 years ago
I wouldn’t want any stains on the cleaner that I use for steel. Would you?
arifvakil about 15 years ago
woohoo! Good one, Vicky!
ronaldmundy about 15 years ago
damned corporate-controlled zombies! just touch strainless steel……finger prints everywhere. you need a cleaner. good one,lorddogmore!
DolphinGirl78 about 15 years ago
This is going to be quite the series… Can’t wait for more!
woodwork about 15 years ago
Victoria’s absolutely (sp) corredct!!dIt’s a vast right-wing leftist plot
wicky about 15 years ago
Toss victoria out! she is bad news.
brewwitch about 15 years ago
It’s all evil – unless Danae is in control, of course.
grapfhics about 15 years ago
mad kanga & Kreole, who do you want to spoil the story?
eddie alexander Premium Member about 15 years ago
She’s going to be a great Mom.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Life around Victoria will not be boring, that’s for sure.
Allan CB Premium Member about 15 years ago
Was that the space-time continuum I just heard ripping? Mayhaps it was the fabric between multi-verses?
Varnes about 15 years ago
I’m liking Victoria more every day!
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
Maybe it’s an abrasive cleaner made with small particles of stainless steel?
aerwalt about 15 years ago
There are many different types of stainless steel. Used in industry for different types of service.
Trebor39 about 15 years ago
It won’t be a surprise to me if Danae and Victoria produce critical mass soon.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Huh, I just wash my stainless steel eating utensils with dishsoap and water. I didn’t know I was supposed to use a special cleaner. I must run out and buy some!
vexatron1984 about 15 years ago
And you’re just now figuring this out Joe?
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Yes, dangerous is better than boring!! ….or so I’ve been told.
Seed_drill about 15 years ago
Kreole, that’s the exact same speech I was given when I was unemployed one summer, and my father made me go to a knife selling seminar.
BTW, there’s something sexy about women who pull their legs up under them when they sit. For one thing, it means they’re young and thin enough to pull their legs up under them!
Magasek about 15 years ago
@seed_drill…Not Cutco! Not that! Anything but that!
MatureCanadian about 15 years ago
Wiley, I didn’t think it was possible for you to make this strip more fun, but somehow you have done it. Thank you for your fabulous stories and fantastic art.
Ritzschke about 15 years ago
Congratulations! I love your strip - it is one I save until the very last - cause it’s best!
HARVIN about 15 years ago
Tell me again…what does Victoria see in Joe?
Ed in Toledo Premium Member about 15 years ago
@ madKanga - at least kreole got to the point without regaling us with stories of his/her youth.
treered about 15 years ago
ok, are “rules” going to be Victoria’s way of fighting the great corporate zombie conspiracy? PS, i can handle boring, but danger in the strip is a GOOD thing! three cheers for Wiley!
lfanterickson about 15 years ago
I love the cozy Love Seat. Curling up in one with your loved one is the best! If it is one way I can be considered sexy, I’m in…
Justice22 about 15 years ago
@ LuvH8 — Most stainless cleaners are for use on sinks and appliance surfaces not “silverware”. The spray cleaners have mineral spirits and can be quite dangerous. -Takes fingerprints off quite nicely from stainless surfaces.
bmonk about 15 years ago
Joe’s life will not be boring. Either he will learn to tune Victoria and Danae out, or he will learn to respond in self-defense, or he will become their control rod. But it should be a good ride, whatever happens!
ccmills about 15 years ago
Wiley - mate this is good stuff - keep it coming
Kaytebb about 15 years ago
I think I like her. lol
Downundergirl about 15 years ago
Oh I LOVE this! Victoria is perfect! This is going to be fun -
Siberman about 15 years ago
Marry her , Joe. She’s the only one who can keep Danae from ruling the world.
bevkaas about 15 years ago
Congrats to Non Sequitur and Wiley. I get my NS fix online and my daily calendar…can’t function without it.
starman04 about 15 years ago
Victoria is nice but why do I get the feeling that Brenda is going to suddenly come back to town?????
Joe_Minotaur about 15 years ago
Non Sequitur Fans! Go back to the beginning! GENIUS or not!
firedome about 15 years ago
danae AND victoria ganging up on joe….
POOR, POOR JOE! :) BTW…I RECEIVE STRIPS FROM GOCOMICS VIA E-MAIL AND I GOT A NOTE SAYING NS IS CELEBRATING TEN YEARS…. THOUGHT YOUR STRIP WAS AROUND LONGER THAN THAT, WILEY, BUT ANYWAY, HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS A SAD DAY WHEN THE PAPER I READ, THE MONTEREY COUNTY HERALD, REMOVED THE STRIP FROM THEIR COMICS PAGE. SO, I STARTED READING IT IN THE CHRON… THEN, I HEARD ABOUT IT BEING HERE….
HAPPY DAY!!!!!
dt4030 about 15 years ago
Did Joe and Victoria get married? Did I miss the event??
Rakkav about 15 years ago
I don’t know about the rest of you, but reading the correct explanation for “stainless steel cleaner” made the strip funnier, not less funny, to me!
kaystari Premium Member almost 13 years ago
so, are they living together now, or are they already married?