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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2010
February 03, 2010
February 05, 2010
Transcript:
Victoria: ? ! Um... Danae? Does your father know your horse stays on the bed with you? Danae: Of course. Why not? Jealous? Victoria: Insanely! Mind if I hang out here for a while?
pearlandpeach reminded meâŠ
Lucy has two legs in the rear, and forelegs up front.
That makes six legs.
Six legs are truly an odd number of legs for a horse to have.
The only thing that can be both an even number and an odd number is infinity.
Therefore, Lucy has an infinite number of legs.
And four hands.
(whereâs my coffee?)
Wiley you are great!
I have met Victoriaâs kind before, they ingratiate themselves till you are hooked then try to take over.
Having said that, it gives the storyline great foreboding.
My thought is that Victoria is just the kind of crazy fun person who will fit in fine. Sheâs probably been lonely and has finally found a man and kids that she can relate to.
HowieL nailed it!
A mathematical proof a la Non Sequitur. More elegant than a direct proof, yet more disturbing than proof-by-contradiction. Non Sequitur should be added to the math curriculum taught today.
I am not sure about Victoria. She could be foe and not friend to Danae. Lucy might be sent to a âŠâgasp!â stable. I hope they all live happily ever after. Weâll have to wait and see.
On the other hand, as Abe Lincoln once asked, âHow many legs does a horse have if you call its tail a leg?
âFour. Calling a tail a leg doesnât make it one.â
I still only see four legs (and no hands) on Lucy, even if she does have four legs on the bottom, two on each side, two in back, two in front, and one on each cornerâsixteen so far, if anyoneâs countingâŠ
Panel 1 reminds me of Mz Clinton. Panel 4 seems more angular than when in the bar talking to Joe and asking questions. The artwork seems to also make her look less youthful.
I was wondering when Victoria was going to get around to the Lucy situation. My fear has been that she will try to banish her outside. If she does, Danae will stay outside with herâŠ..until she gets cold, then sheâll go back in because she is all about her own comfort. Lucy will call her on it & sheâll say she doesnât have the means a horse has to endure life outside. Lucy will forgive her; she always does.
I happen to like Victoria very much and think she is a great addition to the strip.
Notice folks, Victoria says âon the bedâ NOT âin the roomâ. Wiley strikes me as very careful about how he uses the language.
Lastly, in case someone is actually taking the âhandsâ thing seriously, âfour handsâ refers to the houseâs height at the shoulder, not the number of appendages. :-)
Victoriaâs looking older and I have a horseâs head in my bed. Whatâs wrong with that? And LuvH8, I donât think Iâd like Doctor Toon on my cereal.
Wiley-Oh, I think I got Victoria perfectly. I think sheâs going to make for some nice conflict because I think Danae and her will grow to love eachother deeply, but sheâs always going to keep Danae on her toes.
pouncingtiger about 15 years ago
One nag meets another (Lucy).
LordDogmore about 15 years ago
Oh this CANOT be good. Once again I sense a disturbance in the force, a darkness coming there is. No good an alliance these two bewteen can be.
Can't Sleep about 15 years ago
Love Victoria!
Sheâs a great addition to the family! (And has some unexpected reactions!)
yyyguy about 15 years ago
seems to me like Victoria and Danae will get along splendidly. (itâs the end of the world, as we know it, and i feel fine.)
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
You would be too, if you never even had your own horse in a stable even.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
This could be lotâs of fun!
rdb9775 about 15 years ago
And here I thought Danae was the only one that could see the horse.
horseman247 about 15 years ago
ONE LESS TRIP TO THE BARNâŠ..LOL
AddADadaAdDad about 15 years ago
Agree, LuvH8. I like Victoriaâs style (and yours too).
DolphinGirl78 about 15 years ago
LordDogmore, love your comments⊠I was imagining Yoda saying all that stuff too⊠LOL!!!!
pearlandpeach about 15 years ago
me too, me too.
who wouldnât want a 4 hand horse.
vexatron1984 about 15 years ago
At some point every woman was a little girl wanting a pony/horse!
madKanga about 15 years ago
Score one for Victoria. Love it.
HowieL about 15 years ago
pearlandpeach reminded me⊠Lucy has two legs in the rear, and forelegs up front. That makes six legs. Six legs are truly an odd number of legs for a horse to have. The only thing that can be both an even number and an odd number is infinity. Therefore, Lucy has an infinite number of legs. And four hands. (whereâs my coffee?)
MILLARDGUY about 15 years ago
maybe pony on the grill tonight ?
wicky about 15 years ago
Wiley you are great! I have met Victoriaâs kind before, they ingratiate themselves till you are hooked then try to take over. Having said that, it gives the storyline great foreboding.
bmwk12ltc about 15 years ago
My thought is that Victoria is just the kind of crazy fun person who will fit in fine. Sheâs probably been lonely and has finally found a man and kids that she can relate to.
prrdh about 15 years ago
Letâs just hope Victoria doesnât start channeling Catherine the Great and Sappho simultaneously.
Wiley creator about 15 years ago
Wow, you guys are all over the map about Victoria! Thatâs a good thing, I suppose.
William Meinert Premium Member about 15 years ago
Is it just me, or has Victoria been drawn a little more angular? She used to be softer, more curved. Love the development though!
lewisbower about 15 years ago
I can see no good in Victoria. She will want to rule the roost.
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
She will always be Victoria-us
dsom8 about 15 years ago
The thrill is gone, eh Danae?
tennhillbilly about 15 years ago
Love it!
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
At some point Victoriaâs other shoe is going to dropâRight on Danae.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Lewreader duh⊠She is a woman after all. LOL
Potrzebie about 15 years ago
Here we go, getting into subjective reality animals again. Of course, after Victoria leaves, THEN, Lucy will talk!
Robert Maxell Premium Member about 15 years ago
HowieL nailed it! A mathematical proof a la Non Sequitur. More elegant than a direct proof, yet more disturbing than proof-by-contradiction. Non Sequitur should be added to the math curriculum taught today.
preciouspinkrose Premium Member about 15 years ago
I am not sure about Victoria. She could be foe and not friend to Danae. Lucy might be sent to a âŠâgasp!â stable. I hope they all live happily ever after. Weâll have to wait and see.
bmonk about 15 years ago
On the other hand, as Abe Lincoln once asked, âHow many legs does a horse have if you call its tail a leg?
âFour. Calling a tail a leg doesnât make it one.â
I still only see four legs (and no hands) on Lucy, even if she does have four legs on the bottom, two on each side, two in back, two in front, and one on each cornerâsixteen so far, if anyoneâs countingâŠ
Dianna Brown about 15 years ago
VictoriaâŠ. I like the way that woman thinks. Her name fits.
OLDDOG82 about 15 years ago
non sequiterâ is one of the best ones you have in your collection-good political and fantisy line
vldazzle about 15 years ago
Yes the variety of opinions on her is really interesting. Like some others, I thought her features looked more angular today ;-)
kfaatz925 about 15 years ago
Iâll add my opinion to the mix (uninteresting though it is ;) ) - I like Victoria. I think sheâll be a great addition to the family.
Varnes about 15 years ago
Victoria looks older all of a sudden. She used to be kinda cute..
treered about 15 years ago
will Victoria be able to talk to Lucy? stay tunedâŠ.. I can hardly wait!
kirbey about 15 years ago
I agree with Doctor Toon !
Thinking the same thing WmeinertâŠ
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Ah, the plot thickensâŠ.
(Had an ex-fiance alot like Victoria onceâŠ.likeably sweet and cleverly ingratiating.)
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A horse is a horse, of course of course, unless of course, the horse is the famous Lucy.
Sorry, itâs stuck in my head.
lobkiller about 15 years ago
glue factory
dead.theologians.society about 15 years ago
Panel 1 reminds me of Mz Clinton. Panel 4 seems more angular than when in the bar talking to Joe and asking questions. The artwork seems to also make her look less youthful.
whitecarabao about 15 years ago
LuvH8, I understand. Once itâs in your head thereâs no way to get rid of it.
Victoria is fascinating. What is her real nature? Yes, indeed this story arc will be a fun ride.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I always take Doctor Toon cereally, he is a doctor after all.
Thank you Adda
rowena28 Premium Member about 15 years ago
I was wondering when Victoria was going to get around to the Lucy situation. My fear has been that she will try to banish her outside. If she does, Danae will stay outside with herâŠ..until she gets cold, then sheâll go back in because she is all about her own comfort. Lucy will call her on it & sheâll say she doesnât have the means a horse has to endure life outside. Lucy will forgive her; she always does.
k_sera about 15 years ago
Victoriaâs starting to look kind of Joan Crawford-esque to meâŠ
DarthSequitur about 15 years ago
I happen to like Victoria very much and think she is a great addition to the strip. Notice folks, Victoria says âon the bedâ NOT âin the roomâ. Wiley strikes me as very careful about how he uses the language. Lastly, in case someone is actually taking the âhandsâ thing seriously, âfour handsâ refers to the houseâs height at the shoulder, not the number of appendages. :-)
ccmills about 15 years ago
Wiley
I dont know where it is going - I dont care where its going - just keep it going
Loving it
fbmce about 15 years ago
about 1 hour ago DarthSequitur said
âfour handsâ refers to the houseâs height at the shoulderâ
Actually, a âhandâ (4 inches) is a height measurement of a horse (not a house ) taken at the withers, not at the shoulder.
Trebor39 about 15 years ago
Victoriaâs looking older and I have a horseâs head in my bed. Whatâs wrong with that? And LuvH8, I donât think Iâd like Doctor Toon on my cereal.
Downundergirl about 15 years ago
Donât care where Wiley is taking us with Victoria - Iâm just enjoying the journey!
I so would have loved a step-mother like VictoriaâŠ
lindz.coop Premium Member about 15 years ago
I too noticed that Victoria looks suddenly older and more harsh â is that a reaction to dealing with Danae â and so quickly!!?
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
whitecaraboo, Thank you for your understanding, we must have cross posted and yes it is going to be a fun ride. I canât wait to see what happens.
michealdark about 15 years ago
Wiley-Oh, I think I got Victoria perfectly. I think sheâs going to make for some nice conflict because I think Danae and her will grow to love eachother deeply, but sheâs always going to keep Danae on her toes.