New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 27, 2010

Goofy would have had more sense than to make such a ridiculous remark in the first place.

Gweedo, he’s not a horse’s bleeep, he’s a right-wing Christian. Oops, same thing.

Hey, my horse has more sense, and is a nicer person, than to ever think that, let alone say it, out of any part of him. It never ceases to amaze me how horible “christians” can be.

He’s [adverbial expletive deleted] Goofy? Garshes!

Every other right wing Christian, of which I am one (right religiously, not politically) contributed to Haiti. Only Old Pat said something stupid. Even his own organization contributed. I think he’s senile or something.

cabrobst, if Pat is senile, then he’s been that way for a very long time because this is one of a series of outrageous, hateful and stupid things he has said over many years. Yet people continue to send him money.

For the record, he is not the only person on the right (religious or political) who has discouraged people from sending money to Haiti or for blaming it on their “pact with the devil.”

It’s people like Pat Robertson that gives Christians a bad name.

Religion…the opiate of the masses. The bane of civilization. Do away with it and the world would be a much happier, peaceful place.

Funny, I thought television was the opiate of the masses. One of the reasons I hate religion. I’m a follower of Jesus. Religious people killed Him, too. Jesus hated religion. He was all about relationships. With each other. With Him. Nothing else matters.

I can’t remember who exactly said this. “It is not religion that is the problem, but the religious.”

Organized Religion has been that (opiiate and bane of civilization) since it was first devised. Real religion is in your heart, not in an organization or a place to go… TV is nothing but a diversion, though some use it in other ways…

Nice of Mr. Robertson to donate his Malibu Mansion and Armani suits to raise money for Haiti… Wait, WHat? He didn’t?

Armani suits on Pat Robertson? Doesn’t he know that Giorgio Armani was, ummm, THAT WAY? hee hee hee….

This is the third comic on this site that I’d never heard of until the Washington Post Web Comic poll. All three are amazing.

WooT!

I blame Pat Robertson’s mother for (among other things)not teaching him that wonderful, old adage:

”If you can’t say something nice, just don’t say anything at all.”

I think that in the mid 80s or early 90s, Robertson and his cronies devised their own rewrite of the Bible. If memory serves, it was called “The Book.” However, I can’t find any reference to it on the web.

The Conservative Bible Project. Here’s a HuffPo article on it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/05/conservative-bible-projecn310037.html

“If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.”

Well, Pab, that quote was apparently posted by Richard M Nixon, so I wouldn’t expect anything less…

If religion were taken away, men would find another thing to take its place with similarly distasteful results.