Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 16, 2014

But he might be ready for a government job.

Good one , Wiley!

Man, what kind of lightweight city is that? Ain’t Chicago! Just shoot him. Take his wallet….Why you gotta make it complicated?

Bit of plagiarism there, eh Wiley. This is straight out Pratchett’s Discworld.

Congratulations on your very well deserved award, shudda happened long ago but all’s well that ends well….ta, da.

This must be the ‘shovel ready’ job Obama talks about.

Let’s not be hasty. Getting those slacks off was a tricky move.It would of been easier to just pick the pocket.

Must be Chicago or NY.

A Dip in training. Betcha didn’t know that word.

Skinny Chicken Legs!!!

With skills like that, forget pick-pocketing, go straight into politics!

I think Fritz Lieber had a thieves guild in his Pfaffer & Grey Mouser stories. They started in the 1950s