Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 21, 2014

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    oldpine52  over 10 years ago

    Lard, butter and cream? no way, they’re natural so they have no place in a fast food joint.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    All “watered” with High Fructose Corn Syrup.(Mmmm! Nuthin’ like a big glass of Karo first thing in the morning!)

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    I see super size and no meat…..they must have taken over Old McDonald’s farm when Ronald retired.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Come on, Wiley! No bacon? Oh, that’s right. Bacon is a health food by comparison………Never mind….

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Where’s the pink slime farm?

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    Bilan  over 10 years ago

    Where’s the Dr Pepper tree?If you made a hybrid of the Cola tree and the sugar plant, would you have Coke-cane?

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 10 years ago

    Oh good-cheesesteak-gravy-ness. Can I come live with you? Please??

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    Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I want some butter seeds!

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    Aaberon  over 10 years ago

    I vaguely remember when I was a kid that rich people went away to fat farms to lose weight; now I understand: I was wrong.

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    dadoctah  over 10 years ago

    The important thing is that this real estate is prevented from being used to grow kale, whatever that is.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Kale is great. Next thing the fools among us will be complaining about broccoli!!

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    thirdguy  over 10 years ago

    Broccoli is great! If you add enough butter to it.

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    carlzr  over 10 years ago

    This strip is so subtle it lost me.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I recently switched to diet tonic water for my gin and tonic. That’s my concession to watching my weight as I age….

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 10 years ago

    You’re not complaining, you’re bragging.

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    Fast food what? Or just fantasy famine again. Wish and they are watering down.

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    jimeguess  over 10 years ago

    Mayo, lard, cheese, butter, and cream in a garden?

    Someone’s brain has gone bye-bye …

    Reminds me of the woman who wrote a letter to the editor stating something like this: “Why do people have to kill animals to get meat? Why don’t they just go get it at the grocery store like the rest of us?”

    Try again, Wiley … or has your brain been fried?

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    rphbeta  over 10 years ago

    Since the dawn of humanity (until quite recently, relatively speaking), food was a scarce commodity, requiring almost as much energy to hunt and gather than it provided. Thus, humans naturally evolved to store as much fat as possible, which causes the modern problems we now have in more plentiful times.

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    She Mc  over 10 years ago

    sorry to hear you have a medical condition but that does sound like the dream diet for most of us!

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    richardelguru: Bush I took care of broccoli, ’bout the only thing I ever agreed with him about.

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    Love the big, fat “super size” furrow.

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    I love okra, too. If you can’t grow your own, best bet is to find some “loose” okra in a store and pick out the young, tender pods. I ate a batch of it in the past two days. One pod fooled me, and was woody, with brown outer ridges. Inside, it was a bunch of tough fibers and bb seeds. I had to throw it out. Okra and tomatoes (with bacon or good ham) is great, too.

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    neverenoughgold  over 10 years ago

    “Cream is just separated…”What the heck? I wish I was so lucky! I gain 5 pounds just opening the ice cream package!

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    neeeurothrush  over 10 years ago

    eaten raw – fresh picked – it is a treat

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    susan.e.a.c  over 10 years ago

    No meat, no chicken, no fish, no chipotle, no ranch dressing, no thousand island dressing, no tomatoes….

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    fdhefty  over 10 years ago

    They would not be able to find people to do the farming because then they would have to work

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Monsanto gone wild

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    westny77  over 10 years ago

    Being the comics you really can’t grow theses things.

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    reynard61  over 10 years ago

    I recall that few years ago some comedian made a joke to the effect that “fat farms” were where the rich went to get themselves liposuctioned and the doctors were making a fortune at it because “after all, where do you think the Fast Food places get the oil to make their fries?”

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    Meh~thodology: But Karo is essential for pecan pie, and no one safely meddles with the essentials of civilized life.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Yes, but aren’t you a cat?

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