Monty by Jim Meddick for June 16, 2014
June 15, 2014
June 17, 2014
Transcript:
Hey... Why are you carrying a guitar around? Actually, I'm not. There's no guitar in here. I just read a study proving that guys who carry guitar cases have better luck meeting women... Hmmm... I see. Pretty clever. So you can attract women even with an empty guitar case! Um, yeah. But this one's not empty. I was just at the comic shop, and I got a few snacks and some X-Men diecast figurines...
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
…aaand you’re back in the weeds again.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Uber-geek! And Monty wonders why he has such difficulty with the ladies!
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
I thought he was going to find a tommy gun in there and run into some gangster-related hijinks. Oh well.
vecihi over 10 years ago
X-men figurines… Well, if the lady asks him to play something, he’ll have something to play with, at least.
nitromicro over 10 years ago
Die-cast figurines? Doesn’t he mean Action Figures. I didn’t know the still made them in metal, I assumed they were all plastic now. They must be collectable!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
once a child, he will remain a child. ..woman! would he know what to do with one?
Donaldo Premium Member over 10 years ago
I suppose Monty stopped dating the female cop
pstampfel Premium Member over 10 years ago
in 1966 i was in the night owl in greenwich village and this guy comes in carrying a guitar case. aha, i thought, he’s carrying a guitar case because he heard that’s a good way to get laid in the village. so he sits down, takes out his guitar, puts his feet up on the table, and starts playing an instrumental version of the beatle’s she said she said. it was jimmi hendrix, jimmi james at the time.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Well, this will certainly impress the ladies…