Pickles by Brian Crane for June 10, 2014

Nice save, Earl. Really nice save.

Bet he doesn’t make her one too.

Same difference.

" … unless you want to make it for me."

Well, a kitchen is a “mess”, isn’t it?

Do all you guys out there know that there’s a set way to fold towels and do most things? Thirty three years of marriage and I only learn the “towel thing” a couple of months ago.

There’s only 2 types of towels…clean and dirty

Earl was right the first time he intends to make a mess and Opal to clean the mess.

I do the exact same thing and the reason is called logic…

You got to keep the on their toes…After all they are the enemy…

He said sandwich, she heard mess.

The way he’s playing it, Opal will get up to make his sandwich.

Just listen out for the clatter, bang, wallop.

xxx

“towel bar”? I thought that hanging towels was the cabinet handle’s second function. The oven door, Fridge door handles function as towel holders as well.

Opal slippers look so funny! Its hard to believe she is wearing them, when you think about her personality. Wow maybe she is goofy after all.

Someday being PC will reach a point where you will not be able to wear bunny slippers. I can see it now, “Today in the News — the Pennsylvania Oaks are forced to change their team name due to their lawsuit by the Friends of Trees.”

My wife sometimes gripes about messes I leave in the kitchen, though I do my best to clean up. I told her if she plays her card right, she will be cleaning up after me for years to come. I then sing the song, One Less Bell to Answer. I really highlight the part where the song says, “I should be happy, but all I do is cry”.

By then she’s lost interest and moved on to something else, out of range of my singing, of course.

I laughed out loud. Fantastic. Thanks!