Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 18, 2014

Because he brought it home in his own car, and not a licensed hearse, he got a stiff fine.

If there’s anything he can’t afford to buy today, he can ask if they have a layaway.

I guess I’m showing my age. The folks at my local small town store offer to help me take my bags to the car. I say, no, but you can follow me home and put the groceries away for me. Never had any takers.

I’m really showing my age: It’s his bag.

Soitenly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the toiben.

Just be glad that he isn’t using his colostomy bag.