Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 17, 2014

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Run! It’s a deviled egg!

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Of course he wants yolk, his own brains are fried.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    He stir-fries them… The Wokking Dead.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    Funny..I just packed up my lunch bag with an egg salad sandwich

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    This cracked me up.

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    Perkycat  over 10 years ago

    I’m getting tired of all the zombie stuff but this is a new twist. Cracked me up, too.

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    He’s wanted for killing a chick.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    I guess a werewolf version would be lunar side up.

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    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    You know, the rhyme never actually says that Humpty is an egg.

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