Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2014

I dunno if that’s so good. The dead don’t complain, but the next of kin can kvetch a good deal.

Is his last name Graves?

He likes quiet work? No conversation necessary.

No one likes whiny non-corpses.There should be more corpses in society.

When he says that he likes people, I hope he doesn’t mean…

People come in two flavors, Bilan; live and dead. The dead complain less and are the ones preferred by Neighbor Phil. I’m down with that; what’s your problem, Goat?

Hah! Good one Jeff.

The dead don’t laugh about your size.

I agree with jeff

Actually….people are the WORST

Thirty-four years ago I was working for the Department of Labor, helping people find jobs. One day a chiropractor came in, wanting to change jobs. He said he was tired of people coming to him and whining about their aches and pains.

Seamstresses tend to work around people.

Oh, come on. The baggers’ whole raison d’etre is to whine…about Obama, about “libs”, about the “downfall of America”, about taxes….

To each his own!

xxx

I live in LA County, The Home of the Celebrity Coroner. Or The Coroner to Celebrities. In either case, we haven’t had a really interesting time with a coroner since Thomas Noguichi retired. However, you can buy gift items from Skeletons in the Closet, the LA County Coroner’s gift shop. No kidding. http://www.lacoroner.com/

Re: Not a Bob – Perhaps it’s Phil as in philanthropist. He is a real people person, after all.

Ha! Nice.

..but they are stinky.

Corona, sir.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: NEIGHBOR PHIL STARTED CORONERVIRUS IN 2014

joke, because you have to specify that with every comment on GoComics now

He should be able to make a good living there, with all the dead crocodiles.