Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2014
July 04, 2014
July 06, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat, this is my neighbor, Phil. He's a real people person, so he's looking for a job where he can work around people. Goat: Great. What do you have in mind? Phil: Coroner. Rat: The dead are much less whiny.
I dunno if that’s so good. The dead don’t complain, but the next of kin can kvetch a good deal.