Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 16, 2014

The LPGA has been more exciting than the PGA Tour recently.

I much prefer the LPGA

I’ll watch anything Paula Creamer’s on…especially if Holly Sonders is hosting.

One of my favorite arcs from long ago in “Tank” was one where the LPGA wanted to increase interest, so they recruited a model whose shorts were far shorter than her putts. One drooling spectator said something like, “She five-putted on hole number 12, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven!”

But there’s no better sport than women’s beach volleyball; one man’s opinion.

I’d rather watch recordings of the Canadian Women’s Olympic Curling Team.

So Hinds spent last week saying how boring baseball is and now it’s World Cup soccer …

It’s also time for Royal Ascot Week, known for its thirty horse races and thousands of hats. I wonder if the barflies would be interested in a silly hat contest.

(Seriously – do an image search for “Royal Ascot” and hats. See how long you can go without laughing at the headwear.)