FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 07, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: My queen has line of sight on your knight. Marcus: Roll for initiative. I got six. Jason: Rats. I got four. Marcus: My knight avoids your queen by moving to this space behind a pawn. Jason: Roll to see if you trigger a trap. Marcus: Crud. I rolled a one. Jason: The square was booby-trapped with poison gas! Your knight takes (roll roll) twelve damage! Marcus: He's dead. Can my bishop resurrect him? Jason: You didn't train that spell, remember? You gave your bishops rank-two kind decursing. Marcus: Did I really? I'm so stupid. Paige: Norman chess isn't nerdy enough? Jason: Is anything, really? Marcus: Oh, wait - my knight had a cloak of poison protection! Woohoo!
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
D&D Chess. Interesting
dataweaver almost 15 years ago
This is real. I own a deck of cards called Knightmare Chess. You use them in conjunction with a normal chess game to introduce various changes to the rules, some temporary, some permanent - for example, there’s a card that lets you cause one of your Knights to explode, capturing everything that it was threatening;l or there’s the card that causes all pawns to move backward for the rest of the game.
shadyproject almost 15 years ago
Sounds like fun, but I’m bad already enough at regular chess.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Dice! Hmph! When I was a kid we pladed with rocks and clubs. Wham! You lose!
Dkram almost 15 years ago
dataweaver said, about 4 hours ago
“This is real. I own a deck of cards called Knightmare Chess.”
My nephew would love this.
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vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
That’s right Jason! Nerdy is a hundred times more sexy than sporty any day! Wait…that’s probably a negative to Jason…
LibrarianInTraining almost 15 years ago
I should tell my hubby. He’d be in nerd heaven. :)
phydeaux44 almost 15 years ago
Is Battle Chess still available for the computer? I used to play it during the 80s.
DragonPowered almost 15 years ago
There was another one, Archon - Black vs White. It was chess with medieval fantasy icons and the squares slowly shifted from dark to light, favoring one side or the other. When a square was challenged the square expanded to fill the screen and the two pieces dueled on a field of battle in real time. It was quite fun if you had someone as nerdy as yourself to play with.
elio almost 15 years ago
Setebos, Wow, I haven’t thought about battle chess in years. GO DOS!
dataweaver almost 15 years ago
shadyproject: I’ve found that Knightmare Chess is the great equalizer. The chaos that it brings to the game makes it impossible to plan more than a couple of turns ahead, and even that much is tricky. As such, victory has a strong element of luck to it: a lucky novice has a decent chance of beating an unlucky master.
dkram: unfortunately, the company that made it is sold out, and likely has been for some time. But you might be able to find a copy on eBay.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
battle chess was sooo cool!—I don’t think I ever played an actual chess game on it…..just made the strategic moves that caused the chess pieces to wreak havoc with each other…. I remember one powerful piece used to DEVOUR a hapless opponent’s piece
Durak Premium Member almost 15 years ago
@ Dataweaver, I’ve got that game, it’s pretty good.
And I still play Archon. I have my old C64 fired up in the basement for just such an emergency. Nothing like Basic programs to bring out the true nerd in a man.
LibrarianInTraining almost 15 years ago
Battle Chess kicked butt! Hubby and I used to play it. I especially loved when king took knight. The shot of the king throwing a bomb into the knight’s armor and waving saying “bye bye” made me laugh again and again.
dyankee23 almost 15 years ago
Hmmm. My D&D skills just might be able to make up for my lack of game in chess under these rules. Now where did I put my dice?
chromosome Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Check today’s Close to Home.
slowflyer almost 15 years ago
“Normal chess isn’t nerdy enough?”
“Is anything, really”
Hilarious.
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 15 years ago
BattleChess was available as part of a Multiple Game package that I got about 3 - 4 years ago, along with Bard’s Tale and several other games. So it might still be available in one package or another.
jestrfyl almost 15 years ago
Ooh, my nerdiness is showing. I HAVE a deck of Knightmare Chess cards- and I know that there was a second deck sold, too. They did indeed add an extra level of amusement to the chess game. I like the D&D version. Some of us like a little spice added to the purer strains of life.
johnparadox almost 15 years ago
Anyone up for a round of rock/scissors/paper/spock/lizard?
giggles05 almost 15 years ago
o wow it actually exists ha who would have thought.
giggles05 almost 15 years ago
o wow it actually exists ha who would have thought.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
then there was halo chess. Then there was zombie chess. then there was….OMG I’ve stumbled into an aging nerds convention. If I fire up an avatar, he’ll get downgraded, shifted into the asylum, eaten by a goblin and spit out by a Red Queen. I miss bridge, simple direct lying and cheating with established conventions and a daily column witrh tipos instead of cheats. Sigh again.
ericathered almost 15 years ago
very surprised to see that Mr. Amend didn’t do a strip on Superbowl Sunday as usual…
eugaet almost 15 years ago
The first Knightmare Chess set is out of print, but set 2 is still available. http://j.mp/3VsN6I
I have both sets. The kids use it to keep me from winning and to generally frustrate me. The art on the cards is fantastic and the rule mods really make you change your tactics…or throw them out the window altogether. Definitely recommended unless you’re a chess purist.
We also have Tile Chess (same publisher). Makes for a chaotic multiplayer chess variant. No board required, every piece much touch another, no pieces can be orphaned. http://j.mp/cjtAfU
TeamSG1 almost 15 years ago
For those that were wondering here is a link where you can still get battle chess (Looks to be about $5 but doesnt say if it will run on current systems)
http://www.mobygames.com/game/battle-chesshttp://www.mobygames.com/game/battle-chess
http://www.chesscentral.com/Battle _ Chess _ 4000_a/274.htm {Leave out the spaces wont post correctly if I leave them out} (Free D/L according to website)
eugaet almost 15 years ago
GOG.com has Battle Chess Special Edition for $5.99. It includes the original Battle Chess, Battle Chess II: Chinese Chess, and Battle Chess 4000.
http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/battlechessspecial_edition
I bought Battle Chess when it was released on the C64.
OK, that’s a little depressing.
generic123 over 14 years ago
Want a little combat with your chess variant?
Fantasy Chess uses traditional chess movements and checkmate. But it has a layer of wargaming rules on top that use dice and stat sheet to determine the kills.
A Chess game where your Knights can charge from Castles, Bishops can heal the injured, Six piece battles can be fought in a square, and you can bludgeon a King to death!
www.shadowhex.com
This is a board game, not computer based.
So if you grok the Foxtrot cartoon, you’ll grok this game.
Awesomenessunleashed25 over 14 years ago
Sounds like fun but i guess i gotta learn how to p;ay normal chess first…bumer
Cassiekins almost 13 years ago
Love this strip. D&D is an awesome game.
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
Ooh, my dad wouldn’t like this. He calls chess one of the few games out there that has absolutely no luck involved – adding dice/cards/whatever would ruin that.
RuinQueenofOblivion about 1 year ago
Its oddly that not much of a stretch. War games like chess could be considered an early version of Tabletop RPGs, and the history of doing stuff like this goes back centuries. H.G. Wells developed and published one called Little Wars long before D&D was created.
UniEevee 10 months ago
Sounds interesting. (Or I’m just a nerd.)