Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 23, 2014

Just as surely as he’d tell her that whatever she was wearing made her butt look big.

“I shall rush to point out your flaws if you ever develop any.”

Janis, insecure for no justification at all. An A&J classic.

He’s no dummy.

The second question she should have asked is " Do you know what lipstick that is not straight looks like"

What does that even mean. I’m an ol’ lady and I have no idea what that means.

Your lipstick is straight but your snout is crooked.

Yes,….he said with a crooked smile….

; ) You look adorable, darlin’!

I imagine it’s’ called, (wait for it) paying “lip service”

It’s Arlo’s job to tell her what she wants to hear, not the truth!

But I don’t see any color your lips Janis. How can I tell if you just applied it.

Put it on wrong one day and see if he tells you.

…In 25 years, you’ve never looked in a mirror?

Plods. You may.

Plods. You may.

Don’t wear lipstick, but if I did and asked, he better tell the truth, same as when I ask about something I am wearing. I have seen the results of husbands not telling wives the truth – women who look ridiculous in what they wear!