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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 11, 2014
July 10, 2014
July 12, 2014
Transcript:
Sen. Krupt Frank: Maybe you shouldn't write your speech on the back of an envelope. They might get you for mail fraud.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
Only if you put your āstampā of approval on itā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
If you write it on letterhead you can use your āfranking privilegeā on the envelope and join the spamming crowd and no one will believe you were really serious anyway.
Retired Dude over 10 years ago
Didnāt Lincoln write his Gettysburg Address on an envelope? That was one of the worldās greatest speeches.
hippogriff over 10 years ago
Retired Dude: He wrote four versions of the speech, all on regular stationery, none on envelopes. One would have to write very small to get it all on an envelope, unless it were opened up to make a flat sheet first. Just another hysterical legend with no basis in historical fact.
renewed1 over 10 years ago
He would just claim diplomatic immunity.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Ouch!
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
I would never trust someone with the last name ākruptā.