The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 04, 2025

I’d buy a Velomobile…

He’d probably sponsor some political action associations.

I would buy a Ferrari.

Spot him another 2 million and he could go for a Bugatti Chiron. Until the first $25,000 oil change.

I would buy the Lexus LX hybrid. And still have $880,000.

What’s the point of driving the fastest car in the world if speed limits are 25, 45 or 70, unless you want to spend the rest of the money on lawyers?

It’s more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow.

“…fiscally shortsighted”? Keep using intelligent phrases like that, Riley, and people might think you’re not really the ignorant thug you portray yourself to be. Somebody might take away your ghetto pass!

What would I do with a luxury vehicle? No…I’d just go buy another minivan…I like minivans…but! I would get a brand new Harley Davidson!