Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 29, 2014

Just do the job right and the rest of the day is your’s.

Calvin, your room looks like Luann’s on a bad day! ;)

@ThirdguyHopefully, I’ll be let off with a warning.

Oh yes, that’s true!!

A budding politician!

Sounds like Congress.

Mom’s just don’t understand little boys. They just want to make their lives difficult.

……………………………….Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (July 7, 1993)Click here: B.C. (October 9, 2013)Click here: The Argyle Sweater (December 20, 2011)Click here: Zits (September 4, 2010)Click here: Peanuts (January 4, 1968)Click here: Peanuts (April 6, 1971)

“Mom! Do you have ANY idea how many air molecules got moved around up there?”

Looks like it was hit by a hurricane.

You can never clean well enough for a mother. I spent two weeks cleaning my apartment when my Mom was going to visit, and the first thing she did was walk over to a window and say “These window tracks are filthy!” Who the heck would even think to clean window tracks?

Calvin is on his way to a career in General Motors management.

This can also applies to one’s own room…

Yes, but we are issuing a summons for using 5 exclamations in 2 exclamation zone.

Corporate America talking here.

@Thirdguy: So, if you are arrested by the punctuation police, could you wind up with a complete sentence?

The good thing is, if you happen to misplace your apostrophe, it won’t be lost for long. Someone here is sure to find it.

This concludes Hobbe’s punctuation observations for today.Sorry………………. Hobbes’Sorry………………. Hobbes’s

For those that have been in the Army:If THEY don’t want you to pass an inspection-uou won’t!

Oops! didn’t notice the u for a y until submitted!

I had a job one time where we were on a quota system and the object was to get a fast start on Monday to grab the easiest items to calibrate for that week or you’d get stuck with a bunch of “dogs” and not make rate.So, one Friday my desk was spotless so I could have a running start the next Monday.Came in Monday, and there was a massive pile of junk on the desk!And the boss met me with “So and so in such and such department is getting rid of this stuff, see if there’s anything we can use!”Needless to say, I didn’t meet the quota that week.Moral: A clean desk/room is just a dumping spot for other peoples trash!

I thought that was true with the plural, but not a singular word ending in “s”. I may be wrong, though.

@Calvin: If this is what your room looks like after you cleaned it, what was it like before?!

So Incomprehensible.

@Zero-Gabriel: As Albert Einstein once said, “Don’t believe every quote you read on the Internet, because I totally didn’t say that."(I quoted the above from the Internet.)

Typical MBA thinking at corporate headquarters. Calvin will be a CEO!…. ;-)

@Zero-Gabriel: Einstein was ahead of his time……