Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 14, 2010
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Irving: I love you. I need you. I choose you. Others may try to seduce me, but I will not stray. My eyes will not wander. I will not be tempted. I won't give up what I have with you! YES! I understand the fine print! YES! I still want to go forward! I lovingly renew my vows knowing that if I violate the terms and conditions of our agreement in the next two years, I will face a hideous early termination fee!!! Cathy: Grandpa wrote love poems. My sweetheart recites his wireless server contract. Irving: How much more committed could I get?!
alondra over 14 years ago
You need to be committed Irving, to an asylum!
funnyfan928 over 14 years ago
At least he remembered it IS Valentine’s Day; now he just has to transfer his feelings from techno gadgets to Cathy.
Frankolino1313 over 14 years ago
He ought to use a techno gadget on Cathy………
gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago
LOL, Macushlalondra! You took the words out of my mouth!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Cathy should pay the termination fee to get rid of him and go cougar.
Who in their right mind would want to seduce him? Even if the girl were blind and deaf, she could still sense what a self serving loser he is.
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
@ mrluke - you took the words out of my mouth.