Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2014
July 21, 2014
July 23, 2014
Transcript:
Don't worry... I'll be supporting you in the shallow end... Now, now... Not so fast... Let's get a few matters straight... If these lessons are to work, this relationship must be based on mutual trust and respect!... Did I mention trust? Yes! Yes! Absolutely. Oh, and if you allow water to enter either my nose or ears, I shall have you fired and permanently blacklisted from any and all aquatic professions!
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
He says “mutual” but he never means it.
Ida No over 10 years ago
Sedgewick: “Trust me.”
oldpine52 over 10 years ago
Drown the little parasite.
Barker62 over 10 years ago
Teach him to swim in a duffle bag.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Aww, c’mon, guys! Will no one feel some some empathy for the little snot and his abject terror of the water?Hmm; no, I guess not.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 10 years ago
Dunk him hard and dunk him fast.
breishis613 over 10 years ago
Perhaps if the swimming pool was as shallow as Sedgie’s gene pool?
e.groves over 10 years ago
Ear plugs and nose clips ought to do it.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
How do he bath, or even shower?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bah! You call what you get down there winter? Call me when it gets down to -24C like it does in Wisconsin every February.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
I really dislike this little brat!
GeorgeJohnson over 10 years ago
Support in the shallow end? He needs it in the deep end, in the shallow end, he can just stand up.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
The weather reports please me. Contrary to public perception, Buffalo, NY (my digs), is far from the icebox of the earth. It even takes a back seat to much of the upper midwest US when it comes to extreme cold. I will take extreme cold over high heat and humidity. I can always throw on another layer, but there’s only so much one can take off. And cold weather keeps the insects down to squishable size.