My sister only used three sheets (I’m assuming we’re talking bathroom tissue) which was fine at home, but when I got stuck in a public washroom, that was all she handed me, which was useless. She got really huffy when I asked her to give me more. You’d have thought I’d asked to borrow her pocket handkerchief.
Grew up in the 70’s when there was a paper shortage. Dad showed a way to use a single sheet. Unsure to this day if it was just a joke or not.
1. Fold 1 sheet of TP in quarter. 2. Pinch off center. 3. Put finger through hole.4. Clean “SELF” with finger.5. Wipe finger with paper.6. Use Pinched off piece to clean under fingernail.7. Wash hands well.
Nachikethass about 10 years ago
TMI!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
And please tell me she won’t start rationing it!
elysummers about 10 years ago
Avg 3 1/2 in America per use. But I ain’t giving any of it up!
Dani Rice about 10 years ago
My sister only used three sheets (I’m assuming we’re talking bathroom tissue) which was fine at home, but when I got stuck in a public washroom, that was all she handed me, which was useless. She got really huffy when I asked her to give me more. You’d have thought I’d asked to borrow her pocket handkerchief.
comedynut about 10 years ago
TP !!!
OMG !!!!
TLH1310 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Grew up in the 70’s when there was a paper shortage. Dad showed a way to use a single sheet. Unsure to this day if it was just a joke or not.
1. Fold 1 sheet of TP in quarter. 2. Pinch off center. 3. Put finger through hole.4. Clean “SELF” with finger.5. Wipe finger with paper.6. Use Pinched off piece to clean under fingernail.7. Wash hands well.
blackdawne about 10 years ago
That’s seven bed sheets per visit to the Ramada Inn, people!
pbuckland Premium Member about 10 years ago
Now that you’ve all turned me off my dinner, I guess I won’t have to go either.