Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 01, 2014

I didn’t even know that Rat was Christen.

“I christen thee the S.S. Beer Belly!”

Rat will be any thing he has to be to get something for free.

If it’s like his Rat clones, Goat’s right. But if it’s exactly like Rat, Rat’s right.

It IS a ship. A baby Destroyer.

Hit him with the champagne from the bottle?He was getting tired of beer.

Better a champagne bottle than a sledge hammer. Be sure to drink the champagne first, Rat. You’ll enjoy the christening much more once you’ve done that….

Rat, will be a great parent!

“Hit him with a champagne bottle”….Isn’t that something Pig might say?

Rat swallowed a watermelon seed, and it grew.

At least that what my mother said would happen when I was a kid.

that’s called an Air Muffin.

Don’t hit him with the champagne bottle, Drink all that damn champagne so that his baby can burp again!

How does Rat even know he himself is a he anymore?

I am sooo curious where this is going! What does he possibly have in that belly and what will he give birth to?!

He’s carrying Larry’s baby. Whoa! Dat iss serious messed up!

Will there be a bris?

How does Rat know it’ll be a boy? Or is he just ASSuming?

Again, cut this CRAP.

Geez, Rat! What are you like?

xxx

See, just like I said yesterday, wrong on sooo many levels.

Didn’t Rat once beat up people for using the word “invite” as a noun?

This arc is totally weird. But then again, most of these arcs are…

@plus4

He isn’t!