Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 19, 2014

I love math.

Now. this is the way to teach math! Pay attention, kids!

Can we see the 45% top, please?

Does she have a 100% top?

I’d say it is must be a top less to get more tips, but it’s probably less of a top.

And yet surprisingly, she got pregnant when she was an unmarried teenager.

Her shape must be tip-top……

10% of her male clientele will actually tip less the more she reveals.

Whoa! I’m getting tipsy!

I’ll bet she gets a rise out of the clientele……

“You’re the Top!You’re the tower of Pizza . . . . " (sic)

I thought she worked in a family type restaurant. It sounds more like Hooters.

is she working at Hooters? can’t think family restaurants would yield many tips for breast revealing tops. most women wouldn’t dig it.

TMI? Maybe NEI!!!!

Whoa!!

I like to look at anyone who tries to take pride in the way they look. What I don’t like is those drooping pants which looks like they need their diaper changed. Also women wearing leggings and short tops

Oh yeah, and pregnant women wearing regular tops that show their bellybuttons

I could write a book on my wife’s assessments of other women. My wife doesn’t fit the Hollywood image of a perfect woman (or, for that matter, the Playboy image, either); but she knows how to dress what she has so she doesn’t gag a maggot when she’s out in public. Now, as to the strip, I don’t know why Janis has such a body image problem; given the way JJ draws her, I’m sure she could still fit into what she wore in college.