Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 06, 2014

Rest In Pieces

Is his nickname “Leatherface?”

Everyone make mistakes. Some are more lethal than others.

Eeeew!

Mad Chad Taylor, He’s no Fred Smith.

You beat me to it, Ashburn. I feel sorry for readers who are not yet old enough for Social Security; they’re not likely to get the joke.

His razors sharpHis chainsaws sharperNow in his gravesLike any old pauperBURMA SHAVE

If you don’t knowWho’s signs these areYou can’t have drivenVery farBURMA SHAVE

I believe this one is in the Smithsonian:

In this valeOf toil and sin,Your head grows baldBut not your chin.

Burma Shave!