I don't know why men suddenly decide to grow beards. I don't know why women think growing beards is a decision. Shaving is the decision we make every... Single... Day.
Same reason men buy slip-on shoes: at some point you come to realize that tying laces is a pointless, time-sucking pain, or you can’t touch your feet anymore; one of the two.
Well, not necessarily every day. Personally I take two to three days to grow a five o’clock shadow, and a week and a half to grow a three day stubble, so it’s more of an “at least once a week” thing as far as I’m concerned, but yeah, what he said!
Complain, complain. What do you think women do every day? Watch their armpit and leg hair grow? We have many time the surface to shave, do you hear us complain? Baby! Phew, that feels soooo good! :)
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Same reason men buy slip-on shoes: at some point you come to realize that tying laces is a pointless, time-sucking pain, or you can’t touch your feet anymore; one of the two.
inshadowz over 10 years ago
Well, not necessarily every day. Personally I take two to three days to grow a five o’clock shadow, and a week and a half to grow a three day stubble, so it’s more of an “at least once a week” thing as far as I’m concerned, but yeah, what he said!
stlmaddog5 over 10 years ago
I let my beard grow for winter, and shave during summer. So it’s a comfort factor for me.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 10 years ago
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Retired Dude over 10 years ago
I haven’t shaved since May 5, 1993. I do trim, of course, but haven’t been cleanshaven since then.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Larry!
Number Three over 10 years ago
Some men are bearded and proud!
Looks like Larry isn’t one of them.xxx
cabalonrye over 10 years ago
Complain, complain. What do you think women do every day? Watch their armpit and leg hair grow? We have many time the surface to shave, do you hear us complain? Baby! Phew, that feels soooo good! :)
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Last year in class – we all sang Happy Birthday to a fellow classmate’s……….. beard. It was 25 years old. No candles on the cake, please.