Mailman: That squirrel has a picture of us hanging out together!
Poncho: We gotta stop him! Wait a minute, what do we care? Nobody listens to squirrel journalism!
Squirrel: Another scoop wasted.
Hmm. If only Poncho could get his hands on those squirrels… and their newspapers!… Him and the squirrels could partner up. I mean, he has already gone out of his comfort zone by being with a mailman. Why should it matter right?
When Tomei won the Oscar, it was a big surprise to most people. Many believed that her name was accidentally announced by the presenter, Jack Palance. http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/tomei.asp
carmy over 14 years ago
Aw nuts!
Winifred23 over 14 years ago
Hmm. If only Poncho could get his hands on those squirrels… and their newspapers!… Him and the squirrels could partner up. I mean, he has already gone out of his comfort zone by being with a mailman. Why should it matter right?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
So much for rodent writings. No need to worry. Poncho.
eskimos over 14 years ago
‘Marisa Tomei’s Oscar’…… now THAT’S funny!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
They should switch to tabloid journalism, that’s about as squirrelly as it gets.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Woodchuck and Marmotstein.
teslagirl over 14 years ago
Drew Pearson would be so proud.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
Squirrels can’t compete with the fox news.
pierreandnicole over 14 years ago
Where were the squirrels when Eliot Spitzer was wearing socks and………
thampacks over 14 years ago
Here’s a SQUIRREL Headline….. PAUL GILLIGAN to receive ORDER OF CANADA
vldazzle over 14 years ago
Otto - Squirels cant’t compete with TMZ ;-)
rubber_wonder_boy over 14 years ago
Well, meybe they ought to consider a new name, like the Squirrel Press for their organization?
Unless it’s gossip, then they could call it “The Loose Nut”
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Marisa Tomei’s got an interesting career going these days… (And I’m not saying that JUST because she doesn’t mind getting naked for the cameras!)
6turtle9 over 14 years ago
So, what is the Marisa Tomei reference about?
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Marisa Tomei won Best Supporting Actress for “My Cousin Vinny” in 1992, and sort of faded away into obsure “B” movies soon after.
Although she got good reviews for her role in “The Wrestler” last year…
SDSillyCyclist over 14 years ago
When Tomei won the Oscar, it was a big surprise to most people. Many believed that her name was accidentally announced by the presenter, Jack Palance. http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/tomei.asp