Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 18, 2014
July 17, 2014
July 24, 2014
Transcript:
the u.s. supreme court has said it: corporations are people, and can be religious people! where do corporations' religious beliefs come from? why, the bible, of course! but adam was all alone. so god took one rib from adam and created his companion, eve, and his corporation, eden enterprises, inc. abraham was about to obey god and dissolve his favorite corporation, when an angel suddenly appeared and exclaimed, "wait! don't execute that document!" two by two, each of god's creatures were saved by noah from the flood, including two corporate headquarters that took up most of the back of the boat. v. honor thy mother and thy father and/or thy board of directors. "and blessed are the closely held, for they are of few controlling shareholders, yet of limited liability." bible stories for newly formed and young corporations buy bible stories for newly formed and young corporatiosn so that your corporation is raised with the right sincerely held beliefs! available at hobby lobby and other righteous stores.
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andrew_c over 10 years ago
So you’re saying corporations aren’t people and can’t hold religious beliefs? Heresy! Heresy by thought, word AND deed!
Monster Hesh over 10 years ago
What, too many big words, not enough doo-doo jokes?
King_Shark over 10 years ago
Corporation, corporationBaby tax break for me nowCorporation, corporationThat’s all there is to talk about.
IslamoradaGirl over 10 years ago
This says it all. Love Tom the Dancng Bug.
aerilim over 10 years ago
Brilliant!
Tinman Premium Member over 10 years ago
People love the strip because of its insightful and hilarious social and political satire. Its also lightly scented for a delightful hint of freshness and springtime. Its originality knows no bounds, and the art is breathtakingly stunning. It oozes and drips with intelligence and insightful and hilarious social and political satire. President Obama says " If I had a comic strip, it would look like Tom, the Dancing Bug. Ruben Bolling must put crack in his strip! I can’t get enough."
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bolling might be on to something… we see corporations “marry” (merge), we see domestic violence (hostile takeovers), and see marital infidelity (insider trading). The even have children! So what’s the difference?
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ruben’s satire is sharp and on target, as always.
mightyfrog over 10 years ago
Love panel 5
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
If corporations have the same rights as individuals, then they should be subject to prison terms and the death penalty, as well.
MrsSnape over 10 years ago
Well done Ruben!!!!!
braindead Premium Member over 10 years ago
Five members of the Supreme Court: Four legs good. Two legs better.
ChrisV over 10 years ago
And Chik-Fil-A too.
aardvarkseyes over 10 years ago
Corporations have a death penalty – their Charters can be revoked. The fact that they never are is more a comment on political will than on the nature of corporations.