Close to Home by John McPherson for February 26, 2010

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    johnparadox  almost 15 years ago

    How much will it cost to clean the carpet?

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Less than $25 for one spot…

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    James Lindley Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    No wonder they were pushing the free drinks so much.

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    AddADadaAdDad  almost 15 years ago

    Wow, they’ve figured out how to get you for leaving and going…

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I’d watch where I sat on that plane, and bring a seat cover. Eeew! It probably stinks from people who were so annoyed with the $25 fee they just went where they felt like going.

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    AddADadaAdDad  almost 15 years ago

    Remind me to buy some Depends before my next flight.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Void where prohibited.

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    OmqR-IV.0  almost 15 years ago

    You laugh but Irish airline Ryanair’s CEO last year actually voiced aloud a suggestion to do exactly that: Charge for toilet access. Click here for the article < — Ryanair is Europe’s most successful airline albeit a budget airline.

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    anne-marie hunter  almost 15 years ago

    Not a problem, I could use the aisle…..

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    LOL Chromosome!

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    Creniere  almost 15 years ago

    Astronaut underwear: $2,450.00/ea. Hmmmmmmm….carpet? Priceless!

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    -DukeNukem-  almost 15 years ago

    Look at how wide the aisle is, and the big Lay-Z-Boy recliners.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    what he should next reminds me of someone….

    oh yeah….. “Pia Zadora”

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    fredbuhl  almost 15 years ago

    New definition of white knuckle flier

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    rw1h  almost 15 years ago

    …and you must disrobe BEFORE going in so we can check you for dynamite caps…

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    i’d have no problem using the aisle

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    Very good chromosome!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Looks like he’s going to be an underwear bomber.

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