Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 22, 2010

Jacke Butt?

Good Morning Thom and Everyone

Waaaaiiiit for it……..

Three guesses and the first two don’t count.

JackAss doesn’t look too happy, does he?

Please don’t say @ss.

Tell him it’s “Cass.”

A Jack is actually a mule I believe

Right you are nick

according to most definitions, normally male, but I’m not sure if the defs were made by fepeople

S Burrito.

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do….

I think Jack has some anger management issues.

He comes from a very large family; there are the twins, S. Mart and Dum (you may remember she married into the Butt family, Seymore is her husband); his father is Lard and his mother is affectionately known as Tite. His elder brother, Half, cracked up and is in an institution now. You may know some others in the extended family.

Thanks Thom Thom.

Don’t tell her. She might not want to be known as a your-last-name kisser.

Jack the Ripper, Jack Sprat, Jack Frost, Jack Schitt, ‘Jumpin’ Jack Flash…………

And ” horse is a horse of course, or course” I believe this one is a Sore L.

A “burro” is an @ss. A “burrow” is a hole in the ground.

You are expected to know the difference!

What, his last name isn’t Daniels? Because he surely has a kick…