One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 07, 2015

You don’t need that class, Avis. You could teach it yourself…

And I believe it is safe to say that Avis has had her fair share of those dangerous preservative filled meats and those artery clogging cheeses.

You’re doing a fine job as it is. You don’t need it.

Avis why are you waiting in line if deli is so bad for you?

Obviously Mavis is in line because they’re having a special on tripe.

There’s an Avis in every neighborhood. And I don’t mean car rental.

When we are in a long line for our favourite Korean restaurant, I happen to walk along the line, look horrified, and come back to claim loudly to my hubby that there’s still at least 30 mn of waiting, minimum, maybe even 40.That’s always good for a couple or two or even a small group standing in front of us to leave. Avis is maybe trying the same scam.

Hey, guys, 1st. it’s AVIS, not Mavis, and B. use at least 1 hour or more!

Reminds me of what someone told me about dairy products. Not going to repeat it here, but for the next month after that I couldn’t help but think about it every time I got some milk, yogurt or cheese. Never did think of it while buttering toast or pancakes for some reason. Now, I don’t think about it.