One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 28, 2020

Don’t ask…just keep going!

Lawn ornament.

I knew Mavis didn’t want her crush, Joe Lombard, to see her like that.

Avis scares me enough when she has her face on but God she really scares me now.

This storyline is the first time I’ve ever felt any sympathy for Avis.

At that moment, Avis truly realises what has been seen can never be unseen…

Keep walking and don’t ask any questions!

They live in Happy Hollow?

If you haven’t had breakfast yet, don’t look closer.

I feel bad for Miss Avis she has to hide her face from Nick.

Performing a public service.

Perhaps the headless hoarse woman.

I had a neighbor do that so I could get back into my house once. Fortunately he’s shorter than I am, skinnier, and in better shape overall.

One of our good neighbors has our key – just in case.

Back when Campbell’s soup waz 7¢ a can, I waz working in a local supermarket. There was an “Avis” that would totter in, dressed to the nines with 9 lbs of makeup, pushing her grocery cart that she had ‘appropriated’ a long time ago, cuddling her lil’ dog-let “Olivia,” get a few staples and totter back home… Just a film-strip out of the vault beween my ears…

That’s an improvement.

Seems that Mavis’ plastic surgery has lost out to the sag.