Nubbins Fairlygood has covid-19 and, since nobody is wearing a mask or social distancing, everybody else will also get sick, so nobody will be able to go see the show, but it doesn’t matter, since all indoor gatherings are banned and the show is cancelled.
the answer is soooo simple! it’s 2020. Also I love Ruthie’s stories much better than the ones I had to read. If you have 5 apples and Jimmy has 3. How many oranges does Sally have? I was always trying to figure out who Sally was, why she didn’t have apples, and “then who cares?” was my usual reply.
Question: If the cost of a bat and a baseball combined is $1.10 and the bat costs 41.00 more than the ball, how much is the ball? Now close you eyes. it’s dark isn’t it.
Purple People Eater about 4 years ago
Nubbins Fairlygood has covid-19 and, since nobody is wearing a mask or social distancing, everybody else will also get sick, so nobody will be able to go see the show, but it doesn’t matter, since all indoor gatherings are banned and the show is cancelled.
Susan00100 about 4 years ago
I wish the arithmetic problems I had to solve in school was as entertaining as this one. I might have done better in math.
funny_jack about 4 years ago
Different subject, Why is this one different than the one in my Newspaper today? I know I’m missing something here…….
pathamil about 4 years ago
Two trains leave two cities heading in opposite directions…
(Has to be opposite directions or they would never collide…)
coffeemom88 about 4 years ago
Now that’s a story problem!
Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago
the answer is soooo simple! it’s 2020. Also I love Ruthie’s stories much better than the ones I had to read. If you have 5 apples and Jimmy has 3. How many oranges does Sally have? I was always trying to figure out who Sally was, why she didn’t have apples, and “then who cares?” was my usual reply.
DDrazen about 4 years ago
“It’s SUBTEXT, Steven!”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 4 years ago
gcarlson about 4 years ago
My kindergarten teacher called Mom in once because I drew a landscape instead of three apples. The apples were in the tree.
Chloe the Cucumber almost 4 years ago
That would be 9 people who stay outside.
Chloe the Cucumber almost 4 years ago
9 people will not be able to get in.