One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for July 02, 2021

So Mary got replaced by Susan?

I suppose “unmotivated” is more politically correct than “lazy”.

How about “non-industrious” or “motivationally challenged”?

Over medicated Susan. She’s such a downer. Bet she’s got the spins.

What happens if a restaurant installs both a lazy Susan and a dumbwaiter?

Bah. Don’t sugarcoat sin.

Sums it up on lazy Susan.

Hey. Cut it out!